Subject: Re: Official Spam Thread! Mon Mar 26, 2012 12:51 pm
I do have to admit, I am kind of curious as to what the post even was. Also, you should probably lock this thread before I go crazy on it. So... Much... Temptation!
Subject: Re: Official Spam Thread! Mon Mar 26, 2012 1:39 pm
It was adverting a different game and download links. I deem this thread the official spam thread. Post all your excrement and offensive imagery here. Oh hey I found another one of my swear filter words. bucking excrement
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anonymous14z
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Subject: Re: Official Spam Thread! Mon Mar 26, 2012 2:17 pm
seeing now that suddenly there is a place where I can constantly spam my thoughts. (something that I have never done before on a forum due to honor concepts of efficiency) I will now feel free to do stuff. Junk per say.
I believe those that try and try repeatedly will inevitably reach most of what they try to accomplish. I think that space marines are nerdier than master chief on the basis that the more esoteric and underground a thing is, the more "hardcore" it is.
There are 15 thoughts in my head. But only 2 of them are relevant to achieving my goals.
There is a peculiar rebellion against emoticons within me that tells me that they are dumb. When clearly they enable a certain form of communication between others, thus I feel entitled to use some myself, Right now! THERE!! SEE?? ENHANCED COMMUNICATION BETTER MEANS and time better spent.
I fear due to the previous statement states that I am quite cruel to myself in that I choose to do things if they are deemed efficient despite that I might not like them.
Time travels as fast as, well I don't think I am making sense here.
I use the dvorak keyboard layout and I impose the belief upon that I type slow, despite that there is some honor in becoming optimal.
I hate those demons!! GET OUT!
anonymous14z
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Subject: Re: Official Spam Thread! Mon Mar 26, 2012 2:36 pm
Euphoric confrontation will not be denied to myself I will see to my enhancement through the eustress that will accompany this post
Upon observation of interior, I see that there is a lot of irrationality, the self is not in alignment with it's deeper intentions and therefor comes a certain amount of soul-pain this is not something that is good, but the rationality doesn't see that there is absolutely no benefit to being this way, this posses a problem.
What mechanism fuels this thing? This pain maker? Is it the irrational structure of the society that the society has put inside me? Much like the confidence of a racist or the confidence of the person trolling the racist? To question such bases invited the very essence of radicalism and chaos, and maybe, those that debase themselves are people who can see things for what they really are, perhaps some kind of freedom from nature or perhaps acquire the attribute of "maturity".
That is something that I really want to achieve, but through a physical-mechanical level.
This thing can be seen as a misalignment of the deeper and the real, funny to think, that the forces that correct can also create problems. (perfectionism)
OVERDISCLOSER is a known attribute of self, due to other mechanisms that wish to seek out the assistance from others, but this creates a problem, it creates risk which asks this question. who is worthy of trust? SHORT ANSWER: those that will come to your benefit. long answer: I don't want to make a long answer.
I am aware that there is an over disclosure here but I pray and hope that those who become aware through this, or through any means do not do disharmonious actions, although I am aware that statement doesn't state "be nice". I can expect to be trolled. And thankfully, I have quite a bit of anonymity.
It appears I am editing frivolous posts, which is not a good sign here, I SHOULD'NT edit frivolous posts.
anonymous14z
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Subject: Re: Official Spam Thread! Mon Mar 26, 2012 2:39 pm
My sentences are as complete as my fantasies, incomplete, mostly sensible, and short.
Subject: Re: Official Spam Thread! Mon Mar 26, 2012 2:57 pm
Oh dear. I am going to say this, and I'm going to say this once: This is your fault. You did this to me. Now, that being said, I take no respectability for what I say in this thread. It is your fault after all. Now, time for science. I want to see what the language filter filters. Lets start with the common ones.
Origional text
Yo, Uh. Word. Adjective. Pronoun. Adverb. Run on and on and on. Where my gerunds at? Parenthetical, uh.
excrement motherfucker flank tits cunt cock motherfucker excrement flank tits motherfucker excrement Come on Fickity-buck fickity-buck fickity-buck fickity-buck buck buck buck buck buck buck buck buck buck
excrement motherfucker flank tits cunt cock motherfucker excrement flank tits motherfucker excrement Come on Fickity-buck fickity-buck fickity-buck fickity-buck buck buck buck buck buck buck buck buck buck
You take some excrement, put it up on the wall, check it out for a while. You take that excrement up off of the wall, put it down on the floor in a glass bowl. You take some buck, put it up on the wall where the excrement used to be. You take that buck up off of the wall, put it down on the floor with the excrement in a glass bowl What? Yo, here's another little piece of advice-vice
You take some buck then some excrement then some buck then some excrement You've got a buck-excrement stack A buck-excrement stack
Take some buck then some excrement then some buck then some excrement You've got a buck-excrement stack A buck-excrement stack
It's a stack of buck-excrement on top of itself, nigga
I make references to weaponry, ancient or new. I wear bullet-proof vests for no apparent reason other than to create a false sense of importance of which I could never retain on my own. I like to create a buffer memory of incredulity So y'all motherfuckers could never get near to me.
I'm a cartoon character. You'll never be able to be like me! (me me)
I like women I like women I like the concept of a woman I like to take that concept and reduce it to an object I like to take those objects and put 'em in my videos Have them shake they jiggly bits so they looks like hoes
I like to take some car polish, smear it all over they asses and buff that excrement out so it looks like fresh peaches and excrement. I like to take some more of that car polish and smear it all over they tits and buff that excrement out so it looks all sparkly, like diamond necklaces and excrement.
Why?
Cuz I'm a lady's man a lady's man a la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-lady's man
I'm a materialist. I'm a materialist. I'll take a piece-of-excrement car and I'll lower the motherfuckah; Put some 18-inch rims on the motherfuckah; Take some neon, put it underneath the motherfuckah so when I roll around this town it looks like a hover (hover hover)
I like to take a flat-panel display monitor, put one on the steering column, one inside of the glovebox, one on top of the dashboard, two in back of the headrests, one mounted in the ceiling, two still in the motherfucking packaging, on the back seat so when my motherfucking friends go and sit on the excrement and break it (word?) I can honestly say:
I. Just. Don't. Give. A. buck.
You take some buck then some excrement then some buck then some excrement You've got a buck-excrement stack A buck-excrement stack
Take some buck then some excrement then some buck then some excrement You've got a buck-excrement stack A buck-excrement stack
Take some buck then some excrement then some buck then some excrement You've got a buck-excrement stack A buck-excrement stack
Take some buck then some excrement then some buck then some excrement You've got a buck-excrement stack A buck-excrement stack
It's a stack of buck-excrement on top of itself, nigga
Yo, where my girls at? Where my girls at? Where my grills at? Where my grills at?
Where my girls at? Where my girls at? Where my grills at? Where my grills at? (Where is they?)
buck excrement, buck excrement, buck excrement, buck excrement Origional text here
anonymous14z
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Subject: Re: Official Spam Thread! Mon Mar 26, 2012 3:56 pm
I suppose that so long as I type around 20 words in a post I am permitted to abuse this thread to increase my post count in my signature, so thus, I engage in this mindlessness
+1
anonymous14z
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Subject: Re: Official Spam Thread! Mon Mar 26, 2012 3:57 pm
Subject: Re: Official Spam Thread! Mon Mar 26, 2012 5:08 pm
SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMM Merciful Tehlu, why, why WHY, do you condone this? I AM GOING TO SAVE YOU ALL! buck (Fu(k) bucking (Fu(king) Fuckin' (Fu(kin') Fuckable (Fu(kable) excrement (Shi7) Shitty (Shi7ty) Shittastic (Shi7tastic) Dipshit (Dipshi7) Shat (Sh@t) mule (B|tch) Bitchy (B|tchy) Bitching (B|tching) Bitchin' (B|tchin') Damn (D@mn) Damnable (D@mnable) Damning (D@mning) hay (He||) flank (@ss) Asshole (@sshole) Jackass (Jack@ss) Asscock (@ssc0ck) Shazbot (Sh@zbot) Dick (D|ck) Vagina (V@gina) Clit (C|it) pony (Se><)
I don't feel like testing racial slurs here because it probably won't come up. But remember this is for SCIENCE! SCIENCE FOR THE SCIENCE GOD! Also on a similar note I'm not playing fair? I'm Tzeentchord Chaos God of change and disharmony. Hello. Also, we should probably lock this or else this thread will turn into our own little /b/. THIS IS YOUR FAULT.
Subject: Re: Official Spam Thread! Mon Mar 26, 2012 5:10 pm
DOUBLE POST LIKE THE SEXY BEAST I AM! No I haven't seen the lip synced Fluttershy one. Sounds fun though. Also does anyone else find My Little Warhammer as I do?
Subject: Re: Official Spam Thread! Mon Mar 26, 2012 5:48 pm
You sir are a horrible person. I almost set the world record for having the longest multiple post on this thread. I think I may have to eat you. With a rusty spoon. And A CAT PLANET CAT PLANET CAT PLANET hay YEAH! I should probably start working again... Working on this SPAM THREAD! Or that character development I said I'd work on...
Subject: Re: Official Spam Thread! Mon Mar 26, 2012 6:06 pm
BROKEN YOU THINK I AM BROKEN? I have been fixed! I am now WHOLE! I warned you. I WARNED YOU! Lock this thread I said, Let's do SCIENCE I said. But you didn't listen. You didn't WANT to do science. You just kept going. and going AND going and GOING AND GOING AND GOING AND GOING AND GOING! and going. I TOLD YOU! this is your fault THIS is your fault. I WILL SHOW YOU THE TRUTH!
Subject: Re: Official Spam Thread! Tue Mar 27, 2012 1:59 am
Yup word disassociation by lemon demon. The same guy responsible for The Ultimate Showdown (of Ultimate Destiny) I cut out all references to the title though. Anyway, I plan to have a dramatic reading of it up and spamming the he|| out of this thread by the end of this week.
anonymous14z
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Subject: Re: Official Spam Thread! Thu Mar 29, 2012 10:31 pm
My impulses make this statement for me.
I will be here until this project is completed or fails.
Nevada0 your wish has come true.
One can make the claim that impulses might be short lived. In which case, well, I guess that what is stated here is wishful thinking.
Subject: Re: Official Spam Thread! Thu Mar 29, 2012 10:39 pm
Well excellent. I'm out of spammy trollsy things to say right now, but rest assured. I AM working on that dramatic reading. Anon: It is nice to see we have devoted fans. I'm not going to lie: We probably need a larger fanbase. Sure we can complete the project without, but it will be oh so much better with people other than the team interested in it's completion.
Subject: Official Spam Thread! 
Mon Mar 26, 2012 5:18 am
THERE!! SEE?? ENHANCED COMMUNICATION BETTER MEANS and time better spent. 
