Wooooo Homestuck

I dedicate this board to me discussing the updates with myself

*SPOILERS*

Wow Danielle, that last update was pretty sad
Wasn't it, Danielle?
I mean, apparently Rose and Dave are dead in this universe, that's really sad!
Yeah, and no one even cares because Hussie hinted that Dirk might be gay!
Wow, these people need to get their priorities straight
I know, right?

Ohhh woah new update
Crap, a long pesterlog
Wow, Dirk's text is really hard to read.
Yeah really, that color is just bluh
Wow Roxy really likes Dirk huh
Aww the AutoResponder has Dave's color I MISS DAVE
The AutoResponder even talks like Dave
Anyway, Roxy is just chilling over there sexually assaulting the poor AutoResponder
That was a boring update
Yeah

Okay so this update was pretty exciting
Apparently Jake is a relationship god outside of tumblr, too
I feel bad for Dirk. Something tells me Jake's not gonna return his feelings.
Poor Dirk. Hussie hasn't had a canon relationship throughout the whole comic, so I doubt he's gonna have one now.
Especially since in the Beta universe, Jake and Jane are married!
Yeah, I just hope Jake doesn't die, because I'll be sad
I wanna see John again
Me too

ANOTHER UPDATE
Hussie, what is with all this fanservice?
YOU'RE GOING TO KILL JAKE ARN'T YOU?
VOLCANOES ERUPT?
YEAH. YEAH I SEE THAT THERE.
But anyway that pesterlog was really funny.
"Horse gods of irony" , "a thousand timid bishies", "get his jones on for the J-man"
Those quotes. So quality
"TT: It seems you just said madrigogs.
TT: What are madrigogs. "
SUCH A QUALITY UPDATE
....EVERYTHING I LOVE IS GOING TO DIE IN THE NEXT ONE

Jasper's going to die
Already saw that coming, Hussie

Okay those updates were boring
The rap battle was kinda cool
but I just want John back
UNTIL THEN, SHERLOCK

boring updates boring updates
I want John

I think I would like to discuss Homestuck too.
I'll start by pondering out loud:
Who is this new server player? Yet another new troll, or an old one who has been doing behind the scene things?
And also, I don't trust Dirks autoresponder.

Oh hello there
I'm really not sure who the new troll is. My friend suggested a female Karkat, but with those horns, I doubt it. I think it might be a new troll altogether.
But yeah, AR just seems very... suspicious

A female Karkat... What?
Or just some troll that acts similar?
Nah, there is absolutely no evidence to support that

yeah, I thought it was really weird that he would suggest that. So I'm just guessing completely new troll, but who knows. I really just want to get back to the Beta kids

All in due time, Hussie is storyweaving, you must be patient. It is like when he introduced the trolls, he explained them a whole lot, then explained how they tied in with the existing storyline, then back to the beta kids.

Now he is explaining how the newest characters tie in, which will take in indefinite amount of time, at least several months in our time, and then he will be back to including all the characters...

What happened to the caution tape guy?

Or FedoraFreak dying on the quest bed?

Jesus, the whole relationship thing, I really didn't expect it to go so fast until like, later