Take me seriously, here. No more sarcasm. Here are the simple rules to this stark forum, which I think you will find reasonable.
General Forum Rules:
1: No porn, gore, etc. Even links count against you. Offenders will be banned first time without warning.
2: Be courteous to others. Users who flame, insult, or just generally annoy the public will be humiliatingly pummeled and then banished to the moon.
3: Be respectful to other people's opinions. This goes along with number two. Although subjects such as politics are generally discouraged from discussing, keep it nice.
4: Don't try to be a hero. If you believe someone is breaking forum rules, report them, do not try to settle issues yourself.
5: No illegal content. (e.g. links to drugs) This should go without saying.
Brony Forum Rules:
6: No hating on my Ponies. I'm serious. If you don't like it, don't come here.
7: This isn't a clopboard, nor a place to post grimdark pictures. Go to Reddit if you want that.
8: Go ahead and ship, just nothing sexual please. That's just creepy.
9: Pony things go in the Pony Forums. Everything else goes in General Discussion.
10: Try to keep related things all in one thread.
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NOTE: Mod Team doesn't have to listen to any of this.
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